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Twilight New Moon (2009) 🌽

Aawwwooooooo werewolves of twilight… is really dull. The second installment of the Twilight series is a forgettable snooze fest attempting to set up the hashtag team Edward verse hashtag team Jacob love triangle that never has any teeth


The whole point of this sequel is to set up our future feuds, the love feud of Edward, Bella and Jacob; and the mildly more interesting vampires vs werewolves feud. (Emphasis on mildly) However if you weren’t already invested from the books, this movie won’t get you invested


The Team Jacob vs Team Edward is never really a fight as our key figure Bella is never really in the Jacob camp. A near kiss means nothing folks, she was never anything but team Edward. Which makes everything kinda boring. Plus Taylor Lautner sure cant act but boy those abs tho


The visual effects and camera work improved with the new director, but I’m not sure anyone could have saved this clunker. I’m sorry twilight fans, this one is very, very dull. Also hashtag team Ketchup


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