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The Addams Family (1991)🌽🌽🌽🍿
This one’s for all the goths, you know what to expect when you sit down to watch anything related to The Addams Family: dark but light...
Dave Cobb
Dec 26, 20221 min read
Twilight Breaking Dawn Pt 2 (2012)🌽
It’s done. It’s over. After five (FIVE?!?) movies the brooding teenage love triangle series is over. And it finished in a way so...
Dave Cobb
Oct 9, 20221 min read
Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) 🗑
That was easily and by far, the worst of these movies so far. Dull, gross, and an over handed commentary on a certain hot button issue,...
Dave Cobb
Oct 5, 20221 min read
Twilight New Moon (2009) 🌽
Aawwwooooooo werewolves of twilight… is really dull. The second installment of the Twilight series is a forgettable snooze fest...
Dave Cobb
Sep 29, 20221 min read
Twilight (2008) 🌽🍿
I’m sorry my friends… but it’s just as bad as thought it was when my high school girlfriend made me watch it. It’s… not good? The...
Dave Cobb
Sep 27, 20221 min read
Bridge to Terabithia (2007)🌽🌽🌽🍿
A wholesome coming of age Disney movie with charm and flaws, Bridge to Terabithia suckers you in with relatable youths struggling with...
Dave Cobb
Jun 1, 20221 min read
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness (2022)🌽🌽🌽🌽🍿
Sam Rami breathes fresh air into the Marvel formula. It’s not going to be for everyone it’s different, but different is good. Delivers...
Dave Cobb
May 8, 20221 min read
The Lovely Bones (2009)🌽🌽🍿
A really interesting premise that’s ultimately let down by a lack of focus and execution, The Lovely Bones felt like it couldn’t decide...
Dave Cobb
Apr 7, 20221 min read
Ghost Rider (2007) 🗑
It’s a beautiful thing when a movie gets green lit, made, and released that’s just so fundamentally flawed at every level. A real treat...
Dave Cobb
Feb 9, 20221 min read
Midnight in Paris (2011) 🌽🌽🌽🌽🍿
Owen Wilson stars in this charming Woody Allen movie that addresses nostalgia as Wilson is transported to the 1920’s and meets his idols. ...
Dave Cobb
Feb 2, 20221 min read
Gremlins (1984) 🌽🌽🍿
Gremlins is a fun change of pace movie, but not anything special if I’m honest. I had heard so much about this movie I expected better....
Dave Cobb
Dec 24, 20211 min read
Scrooged (1988) 🌽🌽🌽🌽
This instantly becomes one of my favorite Christmas movies. This bombastic retelling of the Charles Dickens’ classic is hilarious,...
Dave Cobb
Dec 24, 20211 min read
It’s a wonderful Life (1946) 🌽🌽🌽🌽
I mean. There’s a reason why it’s an all time classic right? Wonderfully heart warming, life-affirming, just a good Christmas movie. We...
Dave Cobb
Dec 22, 20211 min read
Hocus Pocus (1993) 🌽🌽🍿
We all have those movies that we just absolutely adore because of the nostalgia attached to it Friends that love this movie… I’m sorry...
Dave Cobb
Oct 12, 20212 min read
Nine Days (2021)🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽 🌽
This wonderfully original movie came out of nowhere to completely blow me away and move this cold dead heart. This movie implores its...
Dave Cobb
Sep 21, 20212 min read
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