top of page

Sort by Tags


A Cinderella Story (2004) 🗑️
A retelling of the classic fairy tale that’s aged like fine milk, A Cinderella Story will have you wishing the clock would strike...

Dave Cobb
Mar 17, 20231 min read
Â
Â
Â


Halloween Ends (2022) đź—‘
It sucks. SPOILERS AHEAD There isn’t anything redeemable here. There’s no consistency between movies, Michael is an after thought and...

Dave Cobb
Oct 25, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


Breaking Dawn Part 1 (2011) đź—‘
That was easily and by far, the worst of these movies so far. Dull, gross, and an over handed commentary on a certain hot button issue,...

Dave Cobb
Oct 4, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


Home (2015) đź—‘
I can’t think of a funny or witty way to introduce this movie, but Home is a below mediocre animated film that’s filled with bright...

Dave Cobb
Aug 25, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


Morbius (2022) đź—‘
Morbius is morbidly bad and the plug should have been pulled on the operating table. Time of death: 12:00 am April 1st, 2022. Side...

Dave Cobb
Apr 1, 20222 min read
Â
Â
Â


Halloween (2007) đź—‘
Rob Zombie’s attempt at the Halloween franchise is a big swing and a miss. Zombie’s movie feels like two movies shoved into one movie’s...

Dave Cobb
Feb 21, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â


Ghost Rider (2007) đź—‘
It’s a beautiful thing when a movie gets green lit, made, and released that’s just so fundamentally flawed at every level. A real treat...

Dave Cobb
Feb 9, 20221 min read
Â
Â
Â
bottom of page
