The Reviews

It sucks. SPOILERS AHEAD There isn’t anything redeemable here. There’s no consistency between movies, Michael is an after thought and...

An interesting idea that falls flat at times, Choose or Die is a decent horror/thriller with its merits and flaws. The movie starts with...

Morbius is morbidly bad and the plug should have been pulled on the operating table. Time of death: 12:00 am April 1st, 2022. Side...

Do not watch while eating dinner. Fresh is a breath of fresh air in the genre. I like a good captive story that grips you with likable...

Rob Zombie’s attempt at the Halloween franchise is a big swing and a miss. Zombie’s movie feels like two movies shoved into one movie’s...

It’s Final Destination movie, we all know what we’re in for when we hit play. And the third one doesn’t disappoint With the ridiculous...

A good “requel” that will please all fans of the franchise, Scream (2022) follows all the rules of making a “requel” and a scream movie...

Better than 3, close to on par with 2, not as good as the original, Scream 4 continues its constant commentary on the genre while...

While this movie has its moments, ultimately Scream 3 is the weakest of the entries of the franchise. This one doesn’t feel like the same...

Wes Craven doesn’t miss. His meta-horror sequel to his meta-horror hits all the notes you want. Scream 2 once again subverts your...

Gremlins is a fun change of pace movie, but not anything special if I’m honest. I had heard so much about this movie I expected better....

Another movie with creepy visuals, a creepy cult and outdated religious practices from A24, Midsommar hits all the notes you expect from...

Listen. When you fire up this movie you know (sort of?) what you’re getting into. The worst movie ever made. We’re talking boom mics in...

Edgar Wright delivers once again in this visual masterpiece and from start to finish thrill ride. Last Night and Soho sucks you in with...

That was a fun romp. @wholepepper told me to watch this and she informed me this movie is held up as a queer icon movie considering the...

This movie is an absolute gem and should be added to your Halloween rotation if it’s not already. Great cast, whimsical music, perfect...

Where to begin? Maybe it’s because it’s 1 am I find myself struggling to use my writer’s tone. So I’ll just wing it. The movie is good....

For everything the 2018 sequel got right, the follow up gets completely wrong. It only took until the second movie for Gordon Green and...

David Gordon Green’s turn at the helm of this iconic franchise does not disappoint and feels like it was made by someone who loves the...

What a great way to kick off Spooky Season with this instant classic. Wes Craven’s love song to horror is a clever thrill-ride from start...